Hahahaha omg I SWEAR this will make your day:
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Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:23 AM
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Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:04 AM
Talk about double standards.
How I am constantly in eye of cute hunks, while at the same time Bomz is forbidded from admiring his grass plains. If found to do so, he'd instantly face upon threats of unreasonable breakups or deaths, depending on how astonishing said 'grass plain' is. How if we fart/burp in public, it's a sign of nature. When others do, they're disgusting and should be leaving their farts at home. How when a girl cheats on her partner, he must have been a jerk to her. If HE cheats, he IS a complete jerk. How when my friends have acne, they're making a big deal out of nothing. When I have acne, I am nothing but an ogre. How when I cry, I'm sad. When Bomz cries, he's gay. How when ladies comment on men's abs/ butts/ bodies, they're showing appreciation. When men try to look at ladies' body parts, they're perverts. How Justin Bieber has fans and Rebecca Black has only haters. / Pieces of pondering from talking to Flockie today. I miss hthting with this busy girl soooo bad. Please make more time for me thank you very much. Let's do an ice-cream tour the next time (: // |
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Sunday, February 19, 2012 6:30 PM
Felt little lonely after Bomz left for tekong so I ordered his favorite century egg porridge for dinner.
I really hate century egg sigh.. |
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:09 PM
Last days before Bomz's enlistment
oh, please be kind  Together-forever-days (literally; as cheesy as it sounds) were starting to number so Bomz and I set out to make our last few days as memorable as we could. And yes, I bought a new keyboard protector so must showoff by using it as a totally irrelevant background for the admission ticket hahaha. ** Step one: visit USS again (:  Couldn't miss the Transformers ride for nothing so we went USS a second time. Nothing much that day except the Madagascar boat ride broke down on us HALFWAY. We ended up having to row the boat manually to the exit lol? The crew then gave us an apology one-off express ticket and we happily used it for Transformers hahahaha! /Infatuated with Optimus. ** Step two: Night Safari  Kena-ed some anteater looking animal on my entry ticket D: I wanted white tiger because it's endangered! I could keep it (the white tiger ticket) and pass it to my great grandchildren. Then if white tigers become extinct one day, my kids can sell the ticket for money! Just kidding. I love tigers peace out.  Dedicated to our last days so must have picture of us.... as uninformative as it is.  Dressed in my safari suit thanks. I had on artificial fur (pockets), leather (belt), etc. What lah I thought maybe I could relate better with them if i had a similar covering no?  More anteater looking animals that look quite cute.  All my photos turned out like this (NIGHT safari duh whats wrong with me). SO YEAH, IF YOU CAN'T TELL, THIS IS ME KISSING A LION... ... lion's prey yes -some deer and not kissing sorry kids.  Like some SAF poster smg.  Tell me. How many men out there will pose with a crocodile- stone statue. All of them, I get it okay.  Yum yum B&Js at the end of our journey (: ** Step 3: Luge + Skyride x3!!!  Muahahaha. We bought the three-goes combo so we could take it repeatedly (up the skyride, down the luge) for three times. Quote them, "Because once is never enough." So true, so true. That hairy hand belongs to Bomz!!! *defensive*  In our blue helmets :D  Do not underestimate this thing. It is damn scary please. There is no seat belt, no containment, and the only thing that holds you down is this loose metal bar?! And your blue helmet lor, like at least if you fall from the sky your skull stays intact I don't know? Imagine how we felt when we were halfway up (AND ITS DAMN HIGH NO JOKE) and the wind suddenly became REALLY strong. Our ride started swinging like some possessed crap, and Bomz and I started saying our last words to each other o.O Okay so lets say you arrived safely at the top of the slope, now you get to do your luge!!! :D  A trainer quickly teaches you how to maneuver your luge before you set off. And when you reach your first checkpoint, they give you a stamp on your hand that serves like a 'license'. So in your next few rounds, you don't have to relearn the driving or stop at the checkpoints anymore. Bomz and I spent the night racing each other down the colourfully litted trails (: FYI yes you take that scary skyride back up each time you're going for your next round. Or you can choose to walk up... but why will you? Anyway, I strongly recommend taking the luge at night! Firstly you don't have to tahan the heat and sweat. Secondly, the setting of the night trail is way cooler! "As darkness settles, a whole brand-new adventure awaits you. Thrill-seekers will discover a different challenge while manoeuvring down each track with unique lightings. On the Skyride, enjoy a breathtaking view of Singapore as the city skyline and harbour transform into a dazzling city of lights at night." - sentosa.com.sg Awesome experience (: ** Step four: Dinosaurs live!  Lol no idea what he was trying to do.  No there's nothing amazing about the elephant. We just happen to be asians.  /Jurrasic addicts  Dinosaur explorers are us!!   Crazily long!!  O:  Bomz in his Ip Man pose " 我要打十个!!! "  The moment we entered this greeted us O: Okay dinosaur timeeee.  Styracosaur!! She's my favourite!! :D Didn't realise she blinked in this photo though. I made 'her' a girl cause I think these pretty herbivores look so gentle.  Family of T-rexes.  Baby t-rex was apparently more ferrocious that its parents. It started shrieking/roaring when we went close smg so unwelcoming D:  *Bomz looking away* Me: Dar look here!  *Dino looking away* Me: Dino look here!!  *both look away* Me: HELLO?!?!  Me: Thanks. Dino concluded male.  Me: Pretend to look scared! Bomz: I AM SCARED! Apparently the dinosaur roared in his face hahahahha.  Just thought these humping (?) dinosaurs look funny.  I know. My photography talent has improved tremendously. Not easy to angle myself for this skeleton+shadow shot okay. We then went for some IMAX show which turned out to be some dinosaur documentary -.- Not even 3D ):  The commentator. Yes I know it's illegal to take photos inside. I was bored! Won't do it again, promise! We also took a short walk around Science Centre:  Bomz's head served on fruit table.  Bomz's head looking cute on fruit table. ** Step five: CUT HAIR AHHHHH!!!! Wasn't looking forward to this at all. I was supposed to shave Bomz's head for him but I chickened out and sent him to a salon.  Every angle of his hair. Poor thing had to model right in front of the salon for me hahaha.  Boohoooooohooooooo )': I couldn't bear his hair so badly I even asked the hairdresser for permission to video the whole shaving process. Bomz don't worry, I think you still look cute but I miss your shiny black locks ): ** Last step: Sending him off It was painful. It felt painful from the moment I boarded his car to Pasir Ris. You know that things would be different; You don't want it to be different; There's nothing you can do. I didn't think that crying that day would make me feel better. Nor was crying in front of his parents appropriate either. So I didn't. I soon came to realise that tears accumulate. Kinda like a volcano, it's just waiting for the right time to erupt. Mine came consecutively for the next few nights. Every single time, I'm all alone. When he finally calls, I stop crying. Not because there's any relief. Just so I don't waste the mere minimal time we have to talk. Somehow, there isn't an immediate solution to my poor handling in this situation right now. But I'm very, very thankful for my awesome family and friends. Mom would share her experiences regarding Dad at camp backkkkk then (apparently she didn't miss him too badly hahaha). The girls ask me out every day just to keep me company. Thank you (: I miss you Fattybomz! Happy 35 months today (: ** Forever alone, together alone AMPG outing #1 AMPG = All My Pretty Galzsx  Went for an express with the AMPG girls right before CNY so that we can have chio nails for the festival :D  MH supervising her manicurist.  The girls were supposed to slot their faces in at the count of five but they were all too slow except MH hahaha. Unfortunately for them, I secretly think I look decently chio here hahaha SO MUST UPLOADDD. Bo bian, boyfriend not around to compliment me every day (gosh must be self esteem issues) so got to resort to self compliments haha.  Fwenz4eva group photo hehehe (: /Jackie absent. Pangseh-ed us to go Malaysia suddenly tsk! AMPG outing#2 P.Ting's (Prettaye.Ting) birthday! AMPG was heading to Sizzlers but we changed our mind and went to Pizza Hut instead.  My hand wasn't shaking! The mirror was blur! *excuses*  Birthday girl with Jackie, who sneaked downstairs with me to buy that fruit cake (on the right). Ends up, Pizza Hut actually prepares a mini celebration (chocolate cake + sing b'day song) for birthday goers so we could have just told them. Which we actually did, but the trainee staff was soooo blur! MH (secretly to staff): Hi do y'all mind playing the birthday song for us later? We're giving our friend a surprise.SIGH. So, the second time we bought back the cake and I requested the manager to play the song again. She was really sweet, said that they would serve the cake and they prepared even more for us. The manager and her staff suddenly reappeared with their chocolate lava cake + our fruit cake both lighted with candles, singing and clapping along with the birthday song, and taking photos of the stunned us O:  Ting + MH  Ting + I  Jac, me & Babarah making the birthday girl take photo for us LOL? What's wrong with us!!  Pizza Hut's complimentary picture (: Thank you Pizza Hut!  We then had a mini makeover session for Ting right inside Pizza Hut hahaha. So that PrettayeTing will become even prettier!! :D :D ** Next AMPG outing: Valentines day karaoke. Forever alone, together alone (: Tatas~ |
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Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:28 AM
What's the first object that comes to your mind if you think of the following:
1) pig 2) car 3) whip . . . . . . . . . is it a horse? By Keith Barry's theory, if given 10 seconds to draw that particular object, the three mentioned would have led you to draw a horse. Pig - of farm animals Car - of transportation with animals, such as a horse or buggy Whip - (or wand) in control of the horse Unfortunately it didn't work so well on my Fattybomz. On our second try, this boy drew an aeroplane hahahaha. |
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011 9:18 PM
TWO MORE DAYS TO ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 3!!
I'M GONNA GET SEIZURE. / Rough tedious holidays. Haven't even gotten time to go work for my dad like I told him I would. Of course though, by rough and tedious I obviously mean I'm enjoying them. Okay some backward detail. All the way to august so be prepared. From the latest, just yesterday:  Look at these gorgeous crispy deep fried tofu in its shimmering gold coat. So beautiful, so mouth watering, so angelically delicious, so.... DELUSIONAL. Comrades, may I introduce you THE SMELLY TOFU. (THE Smelly Tofu, not just Smelly Tofu because that wouldn't be sufficient to illuminate it. Like THE Incredible Hulk.) Bomz and I spitted our first pieces seconds after consumption. I managed to keep it in (my mouth) for a little longer than Bomz until he decided to elaborate on how it tasted like his morning breath.......... Such an experience. Fortunately/unfortunately, I wasn't fast enough to take an After-Picture of it (aka our vomit hahaha). Fattybomz couldn't wait to throw it away. So dear friends (I typed deer friends omg must be PTSD from the tofu), if you have yet gotten a chance to try this rare Hongkong(?) delicacy in Singapore, visit the pasar malam behind admiralty mrt now. // OKAY. Here it comes................................... . . . . . . BOMZ BROUGHT ME HOME TO MEET HIS PARENTS. May not seem like a big thing but I think it's the biggest event we've been for the past one year. I was seriously on the verge of peeing in my pants when we were at the doorstep. Both of us went around searching for gifts for Bomz's family beforehand. Got a packet of good beechenghiang since its supposedly an appropriate gift for any occasion, two packets of quality durian for all them durian lovers and some chocolates. Bomz's mom was kind and quite humorous too (nothing like what this boy ever described to me - please I used to image Medusa as his mom). First thing she did was hand me a box of Ferrero Rocher as a welcome gift (:  Thank you (: His younger sisters are both SO VERY PRETTY, especially the older one. And they both smell really nice hahahaha. Okay look here I didn't smell them on purpose. His parents then took me to dinner at Westlake. The food was superbbbb and his mom was so sweet + generous with the food, I practically went home with indigestion. For real. That special night was then topped with a cherry:  Okay sorry this looks like some stupid speck of dust or something but it's actually the moon in midst of a lunar eclipse! Anyone else saw it that night? It was GOR-GE-OUSSS! Also informed my brother about the eclipse when I got home. Kevin: Cool I've never seen a red moon... Kevin: .... nor a blue moon. // Last week, Bomz and I managed to catch the crane show at Sentosa. The show was honestly not bad: lights, music, firewoks. Best of it all, IT'S FREE hahaha *cheapskate*.  Crane 1: People, lemme show you my guts. You like it? You like it? Come on, what do you expect from a metallic crane in the middle of the sea.  Crane 1: Here comes my wings......  Crane 1: I AM KING OF THE WORLD! Crane 2: Sigh that bitch is showing off again. I ought to show him some colours.  Crane 2: IN YOUR FACE, BITCH. Kay kidding. It was actually quite a romantic dance by this pair of crane lovers.  Super majestic at night!  They kind of became real cranes in the end to fall in love and fly away.  A picture I took at Sentosa by the USS globe that night. SUPER FOGGY! It was also raining so it was extremely cold. // Will continue the rest tomorrow. Tatas. |
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