I'M GONNA GET SEIZURE.
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Rough tedious holidays. Haven't even gotten time to go work for my dad like I told him I would. Of course though, by rough and tedious I obviously mean I'm enjoying them.
Okay some backward detail. All the way to august so be prepared.
From the latest, just yesterday:
Look at these gorgeous crispy deep fried tofu in its shimmering gold coat. So beautiful, so mouth watering, so angelically delicious, so.... DELUSIONAL.
Comrades, may I introduce you THE SMELLY TOFU.
(THE Smelly Tofu, not just Smelly Tofu because that wouldn't be sufficient to illuminate it. Like THE Incredible Hulk.)
Bomz and I spitted our first pieces seconds after consumption. I managed to keep it in (my mouth) for a little longer than Bomz until he decided to elaborate on how it tasted like his morning breath..........
Such an experience. Fortunately/unfortunately, I wasn't fast enough to take an After-Picture of it (aka our vomit hahaha). Fattybomz couldn't wait to throw it away.
So dear friends (I typed deer friends omg must be PTSD from the tofu), if you have yet gotten a chance to try this rare Hongkong(?) delicacy in Singapore, visit the pasar malam behind admiralty mrt now.
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OKAY. Here it comes...................................
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BOMZ BROUGHT ME HOME TO MEET HIS PARENTS.
May not seem like a big thing but I think it's the biggest event we've been for the past one year. I was seriously on the verge of peeing in my pants when we were at the doorstep.
Both of us went around searching for gifts for Bomz's family beforehand. Got a packet of good beechenghiang since its supposedly an appropriate gift for any occasion, two packets of quality durian for all them durian lovers and some chocolates.
Bomz's mom was kind and quite humorous too (nothing like what this boy ever described to me - please I used to image Medusa as his mom). First thing she did was hand me a box of Ferrero Rocher as a welcome gift (:
Thank you (:
His younger sisters are both SO VERY PRETTY, especially the older one. And they both smell really nice hahahaha. Okay look here I didn't smell them on purpose.
His parents then took me to dinner at Westlake. The food was superbbbb and his mom was so sweet + generous with the food, I practically went home with indigestion. For real.
That special night was then topped with a cherry:
Okay sorry this looks like some stupid speck of dust or something but it's actually the moon in midst of a lunar eclipse! Anyone else saw it that night? It was GOR-GE-OUSSS!
Also informed my brother about the eclipse when I got home.
Kevin: Cool I've never seen a red moon...
Kevin: .... nor a blue moon.
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Last week, Bomz and I managed to catch the crane show at Sentosa. The show was honestly not bad: lights, music, firewoks. Best of it all, IT'S FREE hahaha *cheapskate*.
Crane 1: People, lemme show you my guts. You like it? You like it? Come on, what do you expect from a metallic crane in the middle of the sea.
Crane 1: Here comes my wings......
Crane 1: I AM KING OF THE WORLD!
Crane 2: Sigh that bitch is showing off again. I ought to show him some colours.
Crane 2: IN YOUR FACE, BITCH.
Kay kidding. It was actually quite a romantic dance by this pair of crane lovers.
Super majestic at night!
They kind of became real cranes in the end to fall in love and fly away.
A picture I took at Sentosa by the USS globe that night. SUPER FOGGY! It was also raining so it was extremely cold.
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Will continue the rest tomorrow.
Tatas.